Meeting Attendance Policy for Zombie Apocalypse Scenarios

Section 1.0: Definition of a Zombie Apocalypse Meeting

A meeting is considered a zombie apocalypse meeting when at least 50% of attendees are undead.

Exceptions to this rule

Section 2.0: Attendance Requirements for Survivors

Survivors must be prepared to present their battle scars for verification purposes.

Brain Food and Water Requirements

Section 3.0: Meeting Agenda for Zombie-Human Interactions

A meeting agenda must include, but not be limited to:

• Debate on the merits of barricading the conference room doors
• Discussion on the feasibility of trading snacks for safety
• Prioritization of evacuation routes

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